16.10.09

Food Trafficking h: To megalo taksidi tou xalloumiou

Hrta spiti lymenh ths douleias tziai en eksera ti na maeirepsw, h mallon evarkoumoun.

O Shaolin-me-tes-Pantofles ethelen na paraggiloumen pizza, egw ahdiasa tes, sthn Kryoxwra en eshei oute mian pou na aksizei tziai na kamnei tziai delivery (a re Toronto ligdikh, agaphmenh...)tziai anoiksa ton thalamon perkei evrw tipote...

Htan ena kati metaksy Kouti ths Pandwras tziai psygeio ths oikogeneias Xwrafa. Xalloumia, Loukanika krasata Agrou, Tsamarella, ws tziai mpamies tou khpou ths Megalomhtwr mou protianismenes tziai katepsygmenes eishen...
you name it,the works!

Tzi'ekatsa tzi ethoroun ta tziai eskeftoumoun oti tzeinto xalloummouin tziame, edianisen trisimisi shillias xiliometra wspou na ftasei dame, poio megalo taksidi ap'otiekaman polloi athrwpoi sto kosmo sth zwhn tous oullh.

O logos en oti h Megalomhtwr mou en mplemenh sto kyklwma tou Food Trafficking. Eishen xronia pou to ypopsiazoumasten, ospou tzi' efya gia spoudes sth Kryoxwra prin kamia dekarkan xronia tziai ekarfothiken monh ths.

Opote ertei kouvala ta me tes kashes. Single handedly perna shilliaes kila pou ta check in tou Diethnh Aerolimena Larnakas. Pws ta katafernei, einai ena mysthrion!

Oson tziai na ths lalei o Father "re mana mou eipa sou shillies fores travel light!" Tipote!
H standard apanthsh: "Ate re mana mou twra! Enna paw sto paidi mou me sherka ofkera"

Na simiwsw oti en Pitsilla h Megalomhtwr, gennima thremma, tziai old school pas tounta pramata, tziai o shirotteros pelaths ths trofimoviomixanias.
Kamnei ta oulla monh ths!Do DIY pairnei alles diastaseis.

Gia kathe praman pou lathemporefkei eshei tziai thn katallhllh eksigisi/dikaologia/diafhmhshn/odhgia:

Xalloumin: "Ade, inta praman, eferen mou o Kwstakhs to gala thn Deutera pou thn mantran, evrekse tziai efaan kala ta xthna tziai to galan htan polla kalon! Ade, ade mouskomyrizei o thiosmis tou. Oi san ta pseftoxallouma tou pitta!

Traxanas: Ade, en ologalos, epetyxamen ton feth, hrten h thkia sou tziai ekopsamen ton. Twra pou en kryada paei polla, me to xalloumouin tou, ade!

Louknika/tsamarelles/Lountzes: En mouskos agapi mou, spithkiasima, fernei mas ta o daskalos pou ton Agron! Eishen 2 mines mes to krasin! Eshei kallytero mezen me to krasouin sas?

Marmellada: Miristou! Miristou! En mosfilouin! Eides inta wraia pou entzellosen? E kalo, na trwte tes pseftomarmellades pou ta valloun aplyta me ta skouloutzia?!

Rafkioles: Men mourmouras tzi'enna tes evreis eukolian!

Mpamies: Twra pou hvramen ton tropo na tes pagwnnoumen tziai na men xaloun, enna men sou ferw poulla mou? En tou khpou mas, toutes tzi an nnen biologikes!

Aleuri:
Aleurin re Mana??? En tziai sthn Somalia pou ziw ta evlohmena!
Afou ta ksena ta alevria ennen kala, en annei to fyllon kala mana mou, na men sou kamw pourekkouthkia? efera tziai anarhn analath, ade? Prwton praman!

Tziai paei legontas...

Molis eprotometakomisa me ton Shaolin-me-tes-pantofles, tziai htan na'rtei prwth foran h Megalomhtwr, antrepoumoun, lalw tziai gw, enna fryksei to kopellouin twra ponna kouvalisei tonous oloklirous.
Alla en efryksen, efanein tou fisiologikotaton tziai edierwtoumoun giati.

Wspou tz'hrtan oi gonnioi tou pou thn Ellada me mian kasha xtapothkia pagwmena.

OOOOh! lalw egw tou (kapws)petherou mou sta kallittera mou kalamaristika: Xtapodia vlepw!

tziai fkallei enan xtinatzin 4 kila pou th kasha tziai lalei mou:

Vlepeis ti plokamia xontra!! Auto loipon htan krymmeno s'ena vraxo kai den elege na vgei to atimo. Pairnw loipon to psarotoufeko...

Wpa lalw, etzilsen to stouppoman tziai hvren thn maeirissan.


Nomizw na syrw thkio loukanika tziai kanan xalloumin panw tzai kanei.

Courtesy of kyrios Kwstakhs and Daskalos pou ton Agro, sponsored by Megalomhtwr.

Ai lav Saipprous.

6 comments:

  1. hahaahahahhaha nonna zoymen gia na trwmen ton traxana sou! Eto pou they come in handy ra, ti mashesai? Fantazesai na eishes ton thalamo sou gemato me germanikes katapsygmenes aidies? Oi agapi mou,san tin Kypron en eshei!

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  2. We love Megalomitor!!!

    Gip + Mim = L.F.E

    xxxx

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  3. Itan ora tis tis megalomitoros na tis afieroseis ena arthro olo diko tis. To axizei!!! Mas ehei ftiaxei polles meres tis zois mas stin exohi tis Evropis :). Ki ohi mono me ta fagia tis. Pantos o tropos pou perna ola keina ta fagosima apo ta check-in kathe fora sigoura tha kanei kai ton kalitero lathremporo na zilepsei :DDDDD.
    To anagnostiko sou koino (ego dld kirios alla nomizo kai oi ipoloipoi tha to vroun akros diaskedastiko) zita apegnosmena toulahiston akoma ena arthro me istories tis megalomitoros!! Ena hronografima apo tis episkepseis tis stin exohi kai tis stihomithies me sena kai ta ipoloipa prosopa tou spitiou sou!!
    WE WANT MORE!!
    Kiss u tenderly!

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  4. H mehalomhtwr em astirefth phgh empneushs.
    The best is yet to come!:-)

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  5. Molis tsakisa mia toronto, parasirmeni apo to arthraki sou.. Poly ligda re aderfe.. Gi afto eihes tetoia adinamia stis pizzes tou K2.. :PPP
    Prepei na eho ftasei ta 30% somatiko lipos afti ti stigmi :))

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