Mother India

Mia pou tes fotografies twn slums. Touta ta slums htan toulaxiston konta sth fysh. Prin na paw sthn Bombay, alaloun oti ethela na paw na dw ta slums. En exreiastike.Oullh h polh en slums. Oi llion pio "kathws prepei" geitonies en h ekseresh, tziai tziamai, pale eshei kosmon pou tzoimate, plinnisketai, trwei mes to dromo, poukas tes gefyres.

Anyone for pork chops?

Tounta shoirouthkia evoskan oullh mera mes ta skoupithkia. Amman epernas nyxta pou touton skoupidotopo, ekathountan 4-5 mwra mitsia tziai ekamnan kakka tous...

Discover new notes to education...

Polla endiaferon efaniken mou to shmadi panw sthn porta, O agkylotos stavros (anapodos), pou fernei tyxh tziai onomazetai... swaastik! Mia gnwsth mou germanida pou epien na zhsei sthn India me ton antra ths, eipe mou oti ths to ezwgrafisan oi geitones pas thn porta, tziai tzeinh ekleen 3 meres, giati enomisen otin tous elalousan nazi. Oi geitones ethelen mono na tous euxithoun kalh tyxh...

Swaastik loipon....

O gamos, h oikogeneia htan plousia o gamos epien 4 meres. Mia skhnh pou th synodeia tou gamprou sto gamo, me xorous tziai panayrka tzia yperoxh mousikh. Oi kopelles htan oulles koukles!

To mysthrion tou gamou pou paei 3 wres (analoga me thn fylh)... alla toulaxiston kathountai.

Ekama mono 5 meres, alla eniwtha oti eleipa enan mhna. Pou ta polla pou eida...

Eksanatakseidepsa se xwres tou tritou kosmou (ou, to 3os kosmos en politically incorrect nomizw) eee... se anaptyssomenes xwres, alla tosh ftwshian en eksanaeida. Ta provlhmata mas emas en mhdamina. Thn hmera egyrizamen thn Bombay tziai ethorousamen thn ftwshian, tn nyxtan epiennamen sta party tou gamou (epien 4 meres o gamos) se polytelestata ksenodoxeia. Enoxlei me tounto xasman. San Kypraioi ths genias mas, en ezhsamen potte xasman koinwnikwn taksewn. Egw ezhsa to otan eminiska sto Cairo gia 6 mines, pale enoxlan me alla en htan toson megalon oson sthn India.

Apoxthsa tziai merika insights, sto pws thwroun oi (merikoi) Indoi thn eurwph.

H parakatw syzhthsh elave xwran se ena pou ta trapezia tou gamou.

Indos 1: They should have installed central airconditioning in this hotel, as opposed to units.

Indos 2: King kserwgw of France built his palace without bathrooms and sat behind a curtain to shit. He then called his servant to pick it up.

Postbabylon: Well, the French aren't really famous for being clean. (kserw to exw ta mazin tous Gallous:-))

Indos 1: Ha! name one Europpean who is clean!!!

schlaaaaaang! Ekatsen mas thn! Otan to eipe en ethixtika. Ethimithika ton papan mias filhs mou sth Kypro pou en ethelen h Indh na mpainei mes to spitin tou - monon thn veranta thn afinen na katharizei hiati anekatsian thn, thn ksimarismenh!

H alithkia en polla katharoi oi Indoi (osoi exoun prosvashn se nero fysika). Lounountai to prwi, prin tziai meta to fai tziai prin na ppesoun.

Kathe xwra eshei ta stereotypa ths. Ta stereotypa, oson arnhtika tziai na eni, eni mporoumen na ta apofygoumen, sthn arxh toulaxistoun. Prosferoun mas enan prwto prosanatolismon se enan agnwston lao, mian agnwsth xwra. Meta en eis to sheri tou kathe nou na paratirisei tziai na filosofisei, gia na anagnwrisei to stereotypo. Giati analoga me ton tropo pou megalwnoumen tziai koinwnikopoioumasten thwroumen ta pramata gyron mas. Oses pio polles empeireis exoumen tziai osa pio polla pramata eidamen toso pio llia stereotypa mporoumen na exoumen...

O katourhmenos elefantas

Thymoumai enan kalotziairin pou hmoun 11 xronwn, epia sth giagia mou sthn Pitsillia, ston Ah Giannh tou Agrou an ton eshete akousta, na meinw kanena mhna. Ephenna kathe kalotziairin tz’aresken mou polla na phainw me th giagia mou sto pervolin, kavalla pas ton garon tziai na kathoumai poukas thn karythkian pas thn fakouroun pou mou evallen h giagia mou tziai na thkievazw tous 5 filous h tous mystikous 7.

O kosmos tzeipanw epotizen ta xwrafkia tou me ton paradosiakon tropon, egyrizen to neron pou th doksamenhn, to neron eftannen mes to avlatzin ws to pervolin, tziai meta epotizan me to pelin, htan dykolh douleia pou eprepe na ginei apse svhse giati en pou twte pou en eishen pollyn neron. Tziai o kathe xwrkanos eishen to gyrin tou, kanena misawro ana pervolin tziai eftoman.
Na men ta polylogw, mian hmeran eipen mou h thkia mou na paw na tzoimithw essw ths, giati eprosexen t’aggonin ths tziai eprepen na paei pou h war 4 to prwi na potisei to pervolin. Na men meinei to mwron 3 xronwn monon tou.
Ekapartiza egw oti imish hmoun megalh kopella tziai htan na prosexw to mwron.

Thn nyxta pou eppesa na tzoimhthw, eida to ekshs oneiro:
Hmoun imish sto dasos tziai eishein kati dhmosies toualettes tziai estekountan oulla ta zwa tou dasous sth seiran na pan na katourisroun. Egw estekoumoun pou pisw pou ton petino tziai mprosta pou ton aloupon tziai ekatourkoumoun para polla. Sa mia fasin erketai enas elefantas tziai kounta ton peteino na tou pkiaie th thesh
E:Elefantas PE: Peteinos P: Postbabylon
E: Tarasse re mitsi pou dame


PE: Ma afou egw hrta prwtos!


E:Tarasse na men se pathsw!

Tziame epnikse me to dikaio a!
P: Re elefanta, na statheis sth seira opws oulla ta zwa! O peteinos tziai o aloupos nomizeis en theloun na katourisoun?
Tziai opws tou ta elaloun en anteksa tziai ekatourisa panw mou. Eniwsa mia wraian vrasthn tziai amesws elaothika tziai eksipnisa.
Tziai ekatala oti ekatourisa ths theias mou mes to krevati, enw ypoteithetai hmoun h megalh pou hrta na prosexw to mwro. Elouthika to klaman tziai en hksera to kahmenon ti na kamw. Spiti mou potte em ekatouroun ta evlohmena! O elefantas ftaiei!
Aksippa akousa oti anoiksen h porta, hrten h theia mou pou to pervolin! Ene eksananiwsa toson megalhn antrophn sth zwh mou! Twra ti tha ths pw?
Efya vourhth pou thn pisw portan me tes katourhmenes tes pyziames ksypolhth tziai epia sthn giagia mou (ston dipla dromon) na ths klaftw gia ton xattan pou epatha.
H giagia mou elouthiken tziai tzeini to klaman molis me eiden, pou to gelion vevaia.

Tziai h theia mou to idio. Htan h teleftaia fora pou ekatourisa “mes ta rouxa”. Eutyxws.

Habemus Pasport

Meta pou shilia vouristra, 347 thlefwnhmata, 2 kourses sthn astynomia ths Kryoxwras 5-10 kourses tou father mou sta diavathria ,tes astynomies tziai tes presveies tziai 5 kourses twn Metafrasters filenadwn mou sto P.I.O....

HABEMUS PASSPORT!

En eis ta sherka ths DHL tziai erketai pros Kryoxwra, tziai amman en ginei kanenas xattas palai, thn Pempth me to kalon, petw gia India. Doksazw to onoman Tou tziai thn xarhn Tou!

Me tounton xattan pou epatha ethimithika to ti paei na pei na esheis gonious pou mporeis na stirizesai panw tous tziai files-arfaes. Tha sas ferw to Taj Mahal na to valete mes thn salan olan!

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afierwmenon stes filenades:

H agaph mou gia lloou sas, korases en mialh,

Kofkei pou to Timpouktou tziai ftanei ws to Dalin.

Eisastin oi arfaes mou, filouthkia agaphmena

gia menan thn kantzikkissan, pou ekopsa sta ksena.

Pertikes mou kamarwtes, tziai lyeres appares,

enna sas xtisw eklishan, me tholous tziai kamares

Lalw ta tziai shkwnetai, h trixa mou isia panw

giati en sas kakofenetai pou reoumai tziai klanw (gia xarhn ths rimas mono fysika, kyria, egw en tziai...)

Tziai panta agapousete thn filin opws htoun,

aksizetai oulla ta kala, grousafkia tziai peritou

Kserw to eshete tziai seis, anyshxies tziai zorka

tziai eppesen mas o laxnos, na tes pernoumen xwrka

Ethela na mai tziaxame, na kathoumai mita sas,

na akousw tziai ton ponon sas, na dw tziai thn xaran sas

Ekopsa omws makria, thkio treis shilliaes milia,

ekopsa eis thn ksenithkia, egiwni h Pitsilla.

Lalw na fkalw mian fwnh, amma ws tzeikatw en paei,

en peirazei, toulaxiston, thwrw sas eis sto skype.

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ouffou.... kati emphken mes to mmatin mou

Esy, pou mou eklepses to diavathrion mou

Anathemman thn wra pou sou ekrwsthka.
Nai esena, taksidiotike praktora kalamara. Anatheman thn wra pou sou ekrwsthka na se afhkw na mou fkaleis th visa gia India mesw ths etairias pou synergazesai gia ena triantakkin evropoulla. Na me vourw eis tes presveies imish.

Tziai ekrwsthka sou tzi'edwka sou ta xarkia mou oulla. Tziai to diavathriouin mou to I love Cyprus pou htan thkio diavathria kollimena me voullotzierin kotsinon ths Kibris Cumhuriyeti tziai pou en eidos pros eksafanishn epeidh empikamen stin Enwshn tziai eginountai allo tounta korpouthkia.

Tzi'anatheman thn wran pou me epkias shesmenos na mou peis na katsw, giati o fakellos epien sistimenos stin etairian vizas alla anoixtos tziai ofkeros.

Tziai esy re ppoullin, palio apatewna pou to esoufrwses en tha to xareis. En Eurwpaikon nai, me tzeinon miniskeis sthn Eurwphn oson theleis alla en tinga stes vises pou shillies ypoptes xwres re. Enna se stamatoun sta aerodromia tziai na se vasanizoun. Gia na phkseis.

Esou tzi'o praktoras, pou me eshete pou ta xtes tziai vourw stes astynomies re, pou eshete to kahmeno to tzyrh mou na voura sth kypro gia na prolavei na mou fkallei allon, gia na paei ena taksidi sthn India me thn korasan tou th mitsian, pou th thwrei sth xashn tziai sthn fekshn re. Tziai tes filenades mou pou tes eishes tziai evourousan oullon to prwin na ths kamoun metafraseis me sfragides.

Tziammen prolavei na'rtei to diavatirion mou ws tes 18 tou mina enna rtw na s'evrw tziai katishi sou re.

Pou na se pkiaei h eukoilioth na se pkiaei! (pou eleln tziai o makariths o pappous mou)

Aaaaaaaax eipa ta tzi'eksalafrwsa.

Beam me up scotty...

and take me here! Tziai paraggile tziai mian mpyrouan tzi'erkoumai.

Twra pou esfyksan oi kryades thelw na paw...

Alla o Scotty grafei me.

H kalh noikokyra einai doula kai kyra. Ouffou pkion.

Shmera Savvaton anti na kamw kamia douleia efya pathmenh pou spiti tziai epia sta maxazia me mian fili pou aggastrothein na gorasoumen ergonomiko soutie gia tous terastious ths vizatsous pou epristikan tziai ponei polla. Eforen to tziai appian isha panw na dei an vasta kala. Eishe polly gelio.

Tziai hrta spiti tziai hvra ta opws ta afhka. Oute o Mr.proper oder o Der General oute oi gkomenes pou th diafimisin tou Ajax (Se mouskiki ths carmen) hrtan na kamoun kamian doulian.

O Shaolin-me-tes-pantofles en arwstos, eshei antriko kryologima (pou en safws polla shirotteron pou to gynaikeio) tziai eferen xarti pou to khdemonan tou gia na appallagei pou tes eksosxolikes, endospitikes ergasies tziai ekatsen pas thn kanapan tziai tsilla koumpouthkia. Exw shilies doulies...

fakka mou polla:
-sfougkarisman
-skoupisma
-ksiskonisma
-na aplwnw, na sinaw tzia na diplwnw rouxa (to siderwman en pou ta athlimata pou en ekamna potte)
-na trifw mpania
-na trifw apopatous
-na katharizw parathyra (palai en to ekama potte but just the thought of it gives me the creeps)
-na katharizw fournon
-na kamnw ekkatharish
-na kamnw filing

areskei mou:
-na maeirefkw (polla malista)
-na allassw sentonia
-na vallw plynthria

Prepei na ta kamw touta oulla (ektos pou parathyra tziai fournous). Fakka mou polla.
Varkoumai polla. Fakkoun mou oi doulies alla thelw tziai na exw spiti shoni opws to eshei h mana mou. Eshei tzai ena mina pou thelw na katevasw enan programmatouin na grafw ellinika pion mes tounto blog pou ekatanthsen mpastartouin tziai en ta ekatafera. Ouffou.

Tziai anti na kamw kamian douleian, eperasa tziai pou th psaragora tziai gorasa shilia pramata garides, mydia kserw gw na kamw paella imish, tziai na thn kamw pio skata thn kouzinan. Eutyxws exw to Makh, to plintirio piatwn.

En telei h kalh noikokyra en monon doula. Kyra ennenei.

Pou hrten h Megalomhtwr mou na me dei ekama to spitin shoni. Shonin a! Gia na men ertei tziai na arkepsei douleies. Palai hvre shillies doulien na kamei.
Amma lalw ths, en toson leshi pou prepei na kathariseis?Extes ta ekama!
Oi agapi mou, en entaksei... ennen tziai Alfa Alfa diladi, alla toulaxiston ksereis na maeirefkeis...

kapse me tziai var mou myksan dhladh.
OUFFOU!!!

Na pkiaw thlefwnw thn Kyrian arage na rtei pou Deuteras na me apallaksei?

Tziai gia na men nomizetai oti eimai tellia kounos, xtypw 12wra sth doulian kathe mera,a!

O ploutos ths ellinikhs glwssas