7.11.09

H kalh noikokyra einai doula kai kyra. Ouffou pkion.

Shmera Savvaton anti na kamw kamia douleia efya pathmenh pou spiti tziai epia sta maxazia me mian fili pou aggastrothein na gorasoumen ergonomiko soutie gia tous terastious ths vizatsous pou epristikan tziai ponei polla. Eforen to tziai appian isha panw na dei an vasta kala. Eishe polly gelio.

Tziai hrta spiti tziai hvra ta opws ta afhka. Oute o Mr.proper oder o Der General oute oi gkomenes pou th diafimisin tou Ajax (Se mouskiki ths carmen) hrtan na kamoun kamian doulian.

O Shaolin-me-tes-pantofles en arwstos, eshei antriko kryologima (pou en safws polla shirotteron pou to gynaikeio) tziai eferen xarti pou to khdemonan tou gia na appallagei pou tes eksosxolikes, endospitikes ergasies tziai ekatsen pas thn kanapan tziai tsilla koumpouthkia. Exw shilies doulies...

fakka mou polla:
-sfougkarisman
-skoupisma
-ksiskonisma
-na aplwnw, na sinaw tzia na diplwnw rouxa (to siderwman en pou ta athlimata pou en ekamna potte)
-na trifw mpania
-na trifw apopatous
-na katharizw parathyra (palai en to ekama potte but just the thought of it gives me the creeps)
-na katharizw fournon
-na kamnw ekkatharish
-na kamnw filing

areskei mou:
-na maeirefkw (polla malista)
-na allassw sentonia
-na vallw plynthria

Prepei na ta kamw touta oulla (ektos pou parathyra tziai fournous). Fakka mou polla.
Varkoumai polla. Fakkoun mou oi doulies alla thelw tziai na exw spiti shoni opws to eshei h mana mou. Eshei tzai ena mina pou thelw na katevasw enan programmatouin na grafw ellinika pion mes tounto blog pou ekatanthsen mpastartouin tziai en ta ekatafera. Ouffou.

Tziai anti na kamw kamian douleian, eperasa tziai pou th psaragora tziai gorasa shilia pramata garides, mydia kserw gw na kamw paella imish, tziai na thn kamw pio skata thn kouzinan. Eutyxws exw to Makh, to plintirio piatwn.

En telei h kalh noikokyra en monon doula. Kyra ennenei.

Pou hrten h Megalomhtwr mou na me dei ekama to spitin shoni. Shonin a! Gia na men ertei tziai na arkepsei douleies. Palai hvre shillies doulien na kamei.
Amma lalw ths, en toson leshi pou prepei na kathariseis?Extes ta ekama!
Oi agapi mou, en entaksei... ennen tziai Alfa Alfa diladi, alla toulaxiston ksereis na maeirefkeis...

kapse me tziai var mou myksan dhladh.
OUFFOU!!!

Na pkiaw thlefwnw thn Kyrian arage na rtei pou Deuteras na me apallaksei?

Tziai gia na men nomizetai oti eimai tellia kounos, xtypw 12wra sth doulian kathe mera,a!

9 comments:

  1. τέλειο τέλειο i so get your dilemma

    και ναι , οι μανάδες πάντα βρίσκουν κάτι να κάμουν

    ευτυχώς που επήες τζιαι για το χοπ-χοπ σουτιέ δηλαδή αλλιώς ήταν να σου γυρίσει τέλεια έσσω

    άμαν ένεσιει κρυολόγημα το άντρα βοηθά;

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  2. heh so true touton me to antriko kriologima

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  3. thelo garides kai mydia kai paeles :(
    gia ta ypoloipa, there is no destiny in the sun: "den yparxei ston ilio moira" :)))

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  4. ritsa, to antra amman en eshei kryologhma prosferei mian kapoian tapini vohtheia, to kata dynamhn.

    axaparh, nai, en epistimonika apodedeigmeno:-D

    pasxalina, ela na mou kameis parea na kamw douleies:-) tziai enna sou kamw oti theleis!

    en telei ekama ta shmera pou panw pou panw tziai ppasa ppasa etsi gia na men anekatsiasei an ertei kana plasman... ouffou

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  5. tziai eferen xarti pou to khdemonan tou gia na appallagei pou tes eksosxolikes, endospitikes ergasies tziai ekatsen pas thn kanapan tziai tsilla koumpouthkia.
    Χαχαχαχα πραγματικά φαντάζεσαι το;
    Κατα τα άλλα ξαδέρφιν, συμπάσχω και συμπονώ....πάλαι καλά που με το αδέρφιν μου μοιραζούμαστεν τες δουλειές, αλλιώς ήταν να ππέσει πολύς καφκάς....

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  6. ξέρει κανένας καμιά καλύ γυναίκα που να καθαρίζει αλλά να έχει αυτοκίνητο; να μου πει όνομα και τηλέφωνο. δεν γίνεται να είναι πιο εύκολο να βρω πυρηνικό επιστήμονα από καθαρίστρια. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

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  7. A, bravo! Katharistria is the name of the game. Inta shizoumaste sti douleia kai ktipoume 12ora diladi? Na kamnoume liroues (re na men mou kathetai to idio na po "eurouthkia") na tes xodeukoume gia na kerdizoume xrono!

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  8. ksaderfin, einai mia phgh kauka

    Mana, oi eni kserw, ekopsa eksw ths megalonisou. An akousw tipote I'll bark twice!

    Kouneli, opws to eipes! kserei oti en eimai filos twn douliwn...

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