intercultural (miss)understanding, `H: t'ammatin sou ston kwlon sou

Panta endieferen me h diapolitismiki epikoinwnia...
Eshei diafora peristatika sth zwh mou pou thn exoun thema, to ena en to ammati, o vaskanos ofthalmos o legomenos.

Emegalwsa sth Kypro me thkiaes na mou ftynnoun, manaes na me kapnizoun tziai gigiaes na me ksimmathkiazoun. Akoma tziai san monimos katoikos ths Kryoxwras synexizw na ftinw meta to koplimento tziai sinithws akolouthei ethnologiki eksigisi tou fainomenou, giauton ekopsa to twra teleutaia gia na men lalw to pohma.Alla skeutoumai to panta!

Thimoumai thkio sygkekrimena peristatika me tounto theman, to ena egina otan hmoun foititria, se ena xwrkouin ths Kryoxwras.

Eparpatousa sto dromo axaparh tziai xamenh stis skepseis mou opws panta tziai apenanti mou eperpatan enas kyrios, meshlikas Kryoxwriths tziai erketoun kata panw mou. Egw exaska panw tou san erketoun tziai 2 vimata prin na me ftasei ekoutsouflisen, allo llio na skotwthei.

- Ou kyrie, sygnwmhn elpizw na men se emathkiasa! (Ou gamwto, eipa to dynata touton? efien mou!)
O kyrios Kryoxwriths eide me me ena foitsiasmenon yfos, exlwmiasen tziai efien patimenos. Sioura eskeftiken oti eimai tsigkana magissa me kakes protheseis, santera me koukles tziai velones h to kritsi pou ton eksorkisthn.

Ekamen mou entypwshn h antidrash tou, tziai h dikh mou (kala re postbabylon, twsa xronia sth Kryoxwra en emathes tipote gia thn koultouran tou topou?eshei pramata pou en ta laloumen!)

4 - 5 xronia meta, etyxen na paw s'enan kasapi tourko na gorasw kreas. Eperimena sth seira ypomonetika (rule Nr. 1 ths Kryoxwras, tzi' àssen tziai se kasapin tourtzikon) tziai exaska pas tous ypallilous. Mia nearh tsaxpinotourkou me manthla pou edouleuken tziame etsaxpinoloan me ena nearo moustakallin kasapin, epezan ena paixnithkiariko flertarisman po tzeino pou peirazountai tzia pseutotsakkonountai me nazin. H kopela me thn manthla hthele na me eksipirethsei tziai lalw ths egw:

- merhaba, Laleis tou synaderfou sou na mou kopsei 1 kilo paidakia arnisha se parakalw? (gia mena to kasapion htan antrikh douleia, en mou etyxe potte geneka me ppala sto sheri ektos pou kati pseutothriller b movies)

- giati? lalei mou, mporw tziai gw na sou kopsw tziai dikla pas to moustakallin paixnithkiarika, taxa egw mporw kallittera.

Ou gamwto lalw pou mesa mou, poso kleistomialh eimai, epeidh diladi en geneka simainei eni mporei na kopsei pagidakia? Antroph sou postbabylon pou to paizeis tziai emancipated.

- Sorry lalw ths egw, esheis dikaio, emeis oi genetzies kamnoumen ta etsi tz'alliws oulla kalyttera! (paw na ta sasw tziai na thn ypostoriksw sthn kontra ths)

Pialei tzeini mian kommatan kreas tziai paei sth mhxanh na ta kopsei (nai, kofkoun ta me th mhxanh oi axristoi kryoxwrites-Tourkoi, aparadekto alla anyway) tzia magkwnei ths h mhxanh tziai en ta katafernei, tsilla potzei poda, kounta, paei h kommata tou arniou na ths ppesei, ginetai rezilin tziai paei o nearos moustakallis tziai thwrei th me ena yfouin "ate tarasse pou dame na ta kopsw egw, ponna mou peis tzi'oti mporeis kallytera po lloou mou, esikothikan ta ekmek kateif tziai tiliountai mona tous"

Gyrizei h kopella tziai thwrei me me enan yfos tou "esy ftaieis twra a!"

- Ou lalw ths egw, sorry, emmathkiasa se?

- Opws fenetai nai lalei mou, tziai thwrei me me enan yfos "t'ammatin sou ston kwlon sou a!" tziai ena gelouin poukatw poukatw.

-Ftou ftou lalw ths egw, en kata lathos. Piannw to kreas mou tziai fefkw patimenh.

Parolo pou ths exalasa thn fashn ths, eixamen apolyth epikoinwnia, oute ishwsen na fyei oute efohthiken. To mmatin ekseren to kala, tziai opws emenan, htan meros ths koultouras ths. Tha efaen tziai tzeinh th meridan ths se ftimmathkies pou theies tziai manaes...

Ek ton ysterwn ematha oti sthn Tourkian to laloun nazar.