8.12.09

Xantakwmenh krema laxanikwn - na gineis pertitzin!

Metroumen mera 5 meta ton xwrismon. etsakrounthn sth douleian oullh mera, tziai en emporousa na sygkentrwthw (poios me adika, me touta oulla pou eperasa h genaika). Meta pou atelioto surfing hvra tziai ena diamerisma pou mou arese tziai ekama randevou na paw na to dw meta th douleia. Lalw tziai gw, sth vrashn kolla to sieron, prepei na evrw mian lysh, gliora. To koino mas diamerisma, pou einai alfa alfa, se ktirio 100 xronwn ston pio wraio dromo ths polhs, tziai poumesa psilottavano, anakainismeno koukla, en polla akrivon gia mian pougkan mono, opote tziai oi thkio prepei na metakomisoumen se kati pio mitsin. Opote lalw tziai gw, now is the time. Paw loipon na to dw, deixnei mou to o enoikos, enas sympathitikos Palaistinios anamisi metro, Dr. ths fysikhs, kati me hliaka mashetai. Mta pou antallaksamen filofroniseis sta aravika tou styl, A, eisai Palaistinios, eimaste geitonoi klp klp eftisen mou ta, oti o tyxeros pou tha pkiaei to diamerisma prepei na gorasei tziai ta patsaritsia pou afinei mesa o idios gia 1000 € (mia pseutokouzina tziai kati epipla) prin na fyei arwn arwn gia ena project sthn Ispania. To diamerisma polla kalo, wraiotato, kentriko ftino klp, alla ta patsaritsia ti na ta kamw? "Koita na deis re file" lalw tou, "afou efkikamen tziai sxedon syntopites, enna sou milisw anoixta, (prin apo ligooo xwwwwrisaaaaa kai san treloooos gyrnawwww) exwrisa aprosfata, tziai eni kserw akoma inta epipla enna parw mita mou". "Exwrises???" lalei mou. "Inta matsoutzin htan ofilos sou poulla mou, ahken se na fyeis?" En me kanei o ponos mou... "Telospantwn"  lalei mou, "kala, symplirosta stoixeia sou sth forma, na thn dwkw tou idiokthth tziai thoroumen". Feukw pou tziamai, gia na pw gymnastirio (h prosorini men, agapiti de sygkatoikos sthn wra anagkns en loxagos se themata fitness tziai eperimene me sto gymnasthrio gia boot camp). Pianw thlefwnw th megalomhtwr mou na ths ta pw. H mana molis akousen oti en dipla pou ta maxazia, lalei mou "kleisto agaph mou na men to xaseis".
Paw loipon sto body temple, kamnw tous kiliakous mou, ta pidimatakia mou san th xaskasmenhn tziai ntynoumai na fyw... pianw to blackberry (g****ton pou to efeure) tziai ti na dw? ena email pou ton prwhn shaolin na mou yposxetai rizikes allages, lysh tou kypriakou, tou palestinikou tziai tou global warming gia mian akoma eukairia... Tzeinh thn wran kati empike mes to mmati mou...
Tziai pkion zombie... poia eimai? ti kamnw? pou vadizw? Ti einai o erwtas? ti einai h zwh? ti einai h aerovikh gymnastikh? xaskiasman, xantakwman, matsoukwman...

Na men ta polylogw, meta pou ena therapy session ek thlefwnou me ton pater mou, apofasisa na men viastw na apanthisw, oute na apofasisw gia to spiti. Eskoupisa ta mmathkia mou, efysisa thn myksan mou... tziai epia sth kouzina gia cooking therapy:

xantakwmenh krema laxanikwn

4 patates
2 karotta
2 kolokouthkia
3 tomates psimenes kotsines (osoi ekopsete sth kentrikh/voreian Eurwph opws emenan varte konserva, en tha evrete kales tomates)
1 krommydi
1 kounni skorto
1-2 chilis (mitsikourouthkia, apoksiramena an sou areskei to pikantiko)
2-3 koutalies eliolado
zwmo laxanikwn
artishan (aka kymino)
piperi mavro
maintano

Kofkoumen ta oulla se mitsia kommatouthkia (gia na psithei gliora).
Valloumen llion ladin kalo sth katsarolla tziai tsigarizoumen to krommydi me to skortin. Valloumen tes patates, ta karotta tziai ta kolokouthkia tziai dioumen tous 2-3 gyrous mes thn tianisi na myrisoun tziai valloumen tes tomates, thn artishan, to chili to alati tziai to piperin tziai afinoumenta 5-6 lepta na filepsoun se metria fwthkian.
Pintwnoumen me zwmo (h nero) na ta xwsei kala, perimenoumen na paroun ena xwglon tziai katevazoumen th fwthkian sto metrion tziai pame na kamoumen to ntoush mas.
Se kanena 25lepro, an epsithikan ta karotta, en etoimh. Liwnoumen ta oulla me to minipimer tziai garniroumen me maitanouin. An eisai typicall Kypraios sto fai sou, san emenan, vale tziai llio lemonouin, paei polla me to chili!
Oriste:



Po tounton xwrismon, h Mamalakhs tha fkw h vodin.

11 comments:

  1. g****ton pou ta efeure! (Me copy-paste, a!)Tzai tzina, tzai ta e-mail, tzai ta post-it, tzai otidipote allo mporoun na xrisimopoiisoun oi legamenoi gia na taxoun lagous me petraxilia, ton ouranon me t'astra, prasina ponies, tzai genika otidipote einai pou thoroun telospanton mes stin tifla tous! Eshiei tzai pc dld o shaolin? Pantos, en kala mesa se 5 meres na mathei na to xrisimopoia... Oufff...sorry filenada... pale ethimosa..!

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  2. Φαίνεσαι πάντως πολλά νοικοτζυρά. Αν δεν είχα δκυο κοπελούθκια τζαι ένα πατέρα φαμίλια ήταν να σου πω να πιάσουμε μαζί διαμέρισμα.

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  3. Δηλαδή πόση ώρα θέλει για να γίνει η σούπα;
    Αν δεν έχεις μίνι πίμερ γίνεται και στο μίνι μπλέντερ;
    Αντιλαμβάνεσαι ότι αφού εμένα εν μου κάμνεις σούπα θα πρέπει να την κάνω μόνη μου. :(

    Συμφωνώ με φάδερ...

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  4. να κάμεις υπομονή και πολλά φαγιά ακόμα πριν πάρεις απόφαση για οτιδήποτε :)

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  5. Grafeio Idiaiteras Grammateos Post-BabylonDecember 8, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    Aaach kiria Olsen mou, na peis oti den ixere na to hrisimopoiei to pc apo prin? Ixere.. Me tehni perissi to heirizotan. Olo sneak preview eihe sto tsardaki ekeino tis palies kales epohes.. Aplos tora anakaliptei kai alles hriseis :))

    Kala kopeles ena sas leo, allo ena mailaki na steilei o epanapatristheis apo ton Ari, to vlepo to Parmigiano di Melenzane na 'rketai..

    Pantos i alitheia einai oti einai diskola ta pragmata. Afentiko, na kaleso ektakti geniki sinelefsi tou diikitikou simvouliou tou sillogou aporon - plin timion - korasidon? I tha perimeneis tin epifitisi?

    Anakoinosi: Opoios endiaferetai gia sigkatikisi me ton en logo klono tou mamalaki na mpei sti seira gia interview! Min arhizete edo pera tis diafimiseis o kathenas sas.. Iparhei kai seira proteraiotitas.

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  6. Kala sou lene ta paidakia. Take ur time, do the kitchen thing, do the fitness thing, then make ur decision.
    Miami h soupa pantws! Egw thn kanw me curry giati to chilli peirazei me tsas mpoum!
    :)))))))
    u r lucky u have a friend over there-so take ur time!!!

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  7. Ελπίζω να ξεκαθαρίσουν σύντομα τα πράγματα για'σένα.
    Η σούπα φαίνεται πολύ ωραία πάντως!
    Αν εν με λαχανικά που το παλεύεις, εν θα παχύνεις μεν το σκέφτεσαι :)

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  8. Είσαι Α Π Ο Θ Ε Ω Σ Η γλυκειά μου

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  9. αχ κι αυτά τα μηνύματα...

    εν τέλεια αυτοβιογραφικό τούντο βλογ σου τελευταία. και της δικής μου ζωής εννοώ.

    πάντως θέλω κι εγώ να μπω στη σειρά για τη συγκατοίκηση. τι αριθμός είμαι;)

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  10. Kyria Osen mou, ti na pw? ti na pw?
    Anonyme, thelei ena misawron an eisai spirtozos. kamnei tziai to blnder alla prepei na thn valleis mesa lih lih.

    Mana: Eimai nikotzira nai, alla mono sto maeirema:-D H kyria Olsen ekamen ena fegkari sygkatoikos tziai kserei.

    Grafeio Idiaiteras Grammateos Post-Babylon: Korh pellh eswses me! (twra pou to skeutoumai twra teeutaia ekames to swma ths Pamela Anderson:-) sanida swthrias mou esy!

    thalassa, lani, wraia elenh, Nasso: Thanks for the vote of confidence!

    Ritsa: Epathes ta tziai sy a? Pantws zeis akoma, tziai (an kai mono) mesa pou to cyberweb ekpempeis thetikh energeia... vlepw fws sthn akrh tou tounel.
    Gia th sygkatoikisin apotathite sto grammatea mou, H karkia mou en mialh, xwrei pollous:-D

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  11. Grafeio Idiaiteras Grammateos Post-BabylonDecember 8, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    Afti i soupa... Megaleio... En eshei lathos!! :)
    Giatrevei oles tis pliges. Dia pasan noson einai sigoura. Gia ti mlkia tou egkefalou den xero, tha deixei. Se mena mporei na hreiazetai makrohronia therapia. Giatre mou avrio ti giatriko perilamvanei i therapia mas?? An kai avrio einai i mera pou akolouthoume tin alli therapeia, it's boot camp day! Ki an den se kanei o Ata na xehaseis ohi mono ta provlimata sou alla kai to onoma sou apo to sproximo, na mi me lene pietro :))). Keep pushing!

    An mazeftoume pantos polloi ipopsifioi gia sigkatikoi, leo na kratiseis to spiti opos einai kai na anoixoume mia WG/filoptoho/oloi-oi-kaloi-horane kai na asholisai apokleistika me ti sisitisi tou laou sou.
    Mporeis episis na paratiseis tin douleia sou afou ta eisodimata sou tha proerhontai apo ta dikaiomata tis tainias pou tha girisoume kai to vivlio pou tha ekdosoume, amfotera me ton titlo "How to get rid of him in 40 cypriot dishes".

    Eimai etoimi na analavo manager opos katalaves:)))

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