Xantakwmenh krema laxanikwn - na gineis pertitzin!

Metroumen mera 5 meta ton xwrismon. etsakrounthn sth douleian oullh mera, tziai en emporousa na sygkentrwthw (poios me adika, me touta oulla pou eperasa h genaika). Meta pou atelioto surfing hvra tziai ena diamerisma pou mou arese tziai ekama randevou na paw na to dw meta th douleia. Lalw tziai gw, sth vrashn kolla to sieron, prepei na evrw mian lysh, gliora. To koino mas diamerisma, pou einai alfa alfa, se ktirio 100 xronwn ston pio wraio dromo ths polhs, tziai poumesa psilottavano, anakainismeno koukla, en polla akrivon gia mian pougkan mono, opote tziai oi thkio prepei na metakomisoumen se kati pio mitsin. Opote lalw tziai gw, now is the time. Paw loipon na to dw, deixnei mou to o enoikos, enas sympathitikos Palaistinios anamisi metro, Dr. ths fysikhs, kati me hliaka mashetai. Mta pou antallaksamen filofroniseis sta aravika tou styl, A, eisai Palaistinios, eimaste geitonoi klp klp eftisen mou ta, oti o tyxeros pou tha pkiaei to diamerisma prepei na gorasei tziai ta patsaritsia pou afinei mesa o idios gia 1000 € (mia pseutokouzina tziai kati epipla) prin na fyei arwn arwn gia ena project sthn Ispania. To diamerisma polla kalo, wraiotato, kentriko ftino klp, alla ta patsaritsia ti na ta kamw? "Koita na deis re file" lalw tou, "afou efkikamen tziai sxedon syntopites, enna sou milisw anoixta, (prin apo ligooo xwwwwrisaaaaa kai san treloooos gyrnawwww) exwrisa aprosfata, tziai eni kserw akoma inta epipla enna parw mita mou". "Exwrises???" lalei mou. "Inta matsoutzin htan ofilos sou poulla mou, ahken se na fyeis?" En me kanei o ponos mou... "Telospantwn"  lalei mou, "kala, symplirosta stoixeia sou sth forma, na thn dwkw tou idiokthth tziai thoroumen". Feukw pou tziamai, gia na pw gymnastirio (h prosorini men, agapiti de sygkatoikos sthn wra anagkns en loxagos se themata fitness tziai eperimene me sto gymnasthrio gia boot camp). Pianw thlefwnw th megalomhtwr mou na ths ta pw. H mana molis akousen oti en dipla pou ta maxazia, lalei mou "kleisto agaph mou na men to xaseis".
Paw loipon sto body temple, kamnw tous kiliakous mou, ta pidimatakia mou san th xaskasmenhn tziai ntynoumai na fyw... pianw to blackberry (g****ton pou to efeure) tziai ti na dw? ena email pou ton prwhn shaolin na mou yposxetai rizikes allages, lysh tou kypriakou, tou palestinikou tziai tou global warming gia mian akoma eukairia... Tzeinh thn wran kati empike mes to mmati mou...
Tziai pkion zombie... poia eimai? ti kamnw? pou vadizw? Ti einai o erwtas? ti einai h zwh? ti einai h aerovikh gymnastikh? xaskiasman, xantakwman, matsoukwman...

Na men ta polylogw, meta pou ena therapy session ek thlefwnou me ton pater mou, apofasisa na men viastw na apanthisw, oute na apofasisw gia to spiti. Eskoupisa ta mmathkia mou, efysisa thn myksan mou... tziai epia sth kouzina gia cooking therapy:

xantakwmenh krema laxanikwn

4 patates
2 karotta
2 kolokouthkia
3 tomates psimenes kotsines (osoi ekopsete sth kentrikh/voreian Eurwph opws emenan varte konserva, en tha evrete kales tomates)
1 krommydi
1 kounni skorto
1-2 chilis (mitsikourouthkia, apoksiramena an sou areskei to pikantiko)
2-3 koutalies eliolado
zwmo laxanikwn
artishan (aka kymino)
piperi mavro
maintano

Kofkoumen ta oulla se mitsia kommatouthkia (gia na psithei gliora).
Valloumen llion ladin kalo sth katsarolla tziai tsigarizoumen to krommydi me to skortin. Valloumen tes patates, ta karotta tziai ta kolokouthkia tziai dioumen tous 2-3 gyrous mes thn tianisi na myrisoun tziai valloumen tes tomates, thn artishan, to chili to alati tziai to piperin tziai afinoumenta 5-6 lepta na filepsoun se metria fwthkian.
Pintwnoumen me zwmo (h nero) na ta xwsei kala, perimenoumen na paroun ena xwglon tziai katevazoumen th fwthkian sto metrion tziai pame na kamoumen to ntoush mas.
Se kanena 25lepro, an epsithikan ta karotta, en etoimh. Liwnoumen ta oulla me to minipimer tziai garniroumen me maitanouin. An eisai typicall Kypraios sto fai sou, san emenan, vale tziai llio lemonouin, paei polla me to chili!
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Po tounton xwrismon, h Mamalakhs tha fkw h vodin.